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OrielMar Jokes:
Jim, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender
”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, cause when I eat,
I want everyone to eat!”
The bartender complies to this by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings and everyone else, their meals
Just as everybody finishes their food, Jim again yells
”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black,
cause when I drink, I want everybody to drink!
Everyone is elated and cheers for Jim
When Jim is done with his drink, he yells, yet again
"Bring everybody their bill, because when I pay mine, I want everyone else to pay theirs '
An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand when...
he happened to glance over a fence and see a farmer going at it with a sheep. The shocked Aussie climbed the fence and walked over to the fellow. "You know, mate," he pointedly remarked, "back home we shear those."
The New Zealander looked at the intruder defiantly and said, "I'm not bloody shearing this with no one."
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Two german tourists come to spain for holiday. One day they get to know two really hot...
... spanish girls at the beach and after some sweet-talk the girls invite them to a party in the evening the same day.
The guys rush to the next pharmacy to buy some condoms but they don't know a single word in spanish so one of the germans improvises: he puts 5€ on the counter and slams his penis right next to the money on the counter.
The other german thinks this is a good idea to get what they want but he realizes his penis is bigger then the penis of his friend so he puts 10€ on the counter and also takes out his penis hoping for the condoms.
The spanish guy working at the pharmacy doesn't get it and looks at their dicks for some time without a clue what to do when suddenly he gets an idea: he puts 15€ on the table, places his dick right next to the money, sees that he has the largest penis, yells "winner" in spanish and takes the money.
Italian Police are told to give tickets to anyone, no matter how important
One morning, the Pope comes out of the Vatican and decides he wants to go for a drive. The Pope calls for a limousine, but when it arrives he tells the driver to get in the back, he’s going for a ride.
As he blasts down the road in his limousine he speeds past two motorcycle officers. One of the officers pulls over the limousine, and after a few minutes returns to his buddy.
“Did you give him a ticket?”
“No.”
“Well, Why not?”
“He was too important.”
“Well, we’re told to give anyone a ticket, no matter who it is.”
“No, no, he was too important, I couldn’t.”
“Alright then, who was it?”
“I couldn’t recognize him, but his driver was the Pope.”
There was a man named Walter and his Wife Ethel
Walter took Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'd love to go for a ride in that helicopter." But Ethel would always reply, "I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, "Ethel, you know I'm 87 years old now. If I don't ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance." Once again Ethel replied, "Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple's conversation and said, "Listen, folks, I'll make a deal with you. I'll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say just one word, it's 50 dollars." Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter.
The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still, there wasn't so much as one word said. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, "Wow! I've got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn't. I'm really impressed!" Walter replied, "Well, to be honest, I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!"
SOFTTONIC
The text may say "You download a file, let’s say a spreadsheet. Unfortunately, since you haven’t downloaded Microsoft Excel and don’t use Google Spreadsheets, you choose a random app to open the file…yep, it’s Garageband. Why Garageband???" This suggest that.
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